This is my first wedding, can I hope it is my last?   Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past   So, I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie   I'm tactically positioned, yeah, because the bar is near   And the champagne's for free      This is my first wedding, can I hope it passes quick?   If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick?   As they dance to their soppy song, I pray it isn't love   'Cause she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of      She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful   She'll steal your mind first then your car   She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful   Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start      Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me   My head is spinning 'round and my legs are break dancing   (He's pissed)   I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink   I can't remember exactly what I said   But I remember being chased up the street      She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful   She'll steal your mind first then your car   She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful   Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start      She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful   She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful   She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful   She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful      She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful   She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful   She's not that beautiful