The weightlifter and a library tech you know   Made a big decision in the magazine row   I'll open my catalog, just enough to let you in   And she'll drop beers like you drop vitamins      Did you ever, never, wanna let somebody down?   Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown   Now she's around?      The protein pills and the G-strings you left in her flat   Are just enough to get your Dewey Decimal back   You lift her to work, just before your daily workout begins   And she'll stack up like you stack vitamins      Did you ever, never, wanna let somebody down?   Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown   Now she's around? Hey