I remember the night   I was holding you tight   And I'll never forget how you were      You had brocades of blue   And an umbrella too   And a beautiful long piece of fur      And as I held you close   And you'd propose a toast   With champagne and I cry out "Yes Sir"      And we took all our cares   Up the apples and pears   And I'll always remember the night      Oh, velvet lace!   What an awful disgrace   Was the man who was sick in your soup      He was rude, wasn't he?   And I told him to flee   But he gave me a punch in the tooth      Then he left, but before   All the brandy he poured   Down your dress and you raised the roof      And we took all our cares   Up the apples and pears   How well I remember the night      I remember the night   I was holding you tight   And I'll never forget how you were      You had brocades of blue   And an umbrella too   And a beautiful long piece of fur      And as I held you close   You'd propose a toast   With champagne and I cry out "Yes Sir"      And we took all our cares   Up the apples and pears   I'll always remember the night      I'll always remember the night   I'll always remember the night   Aah      {Thank you}