I'm going totally round the bend    I don't want to see my friends    I don't want to see my mad friend    Because he's driving me insane       I don't want to see my friends    I'm going totally round the bend    Earlier on today I tried to walk down the street    But my feet kept *slipping* on the pavement       I find myself at 90 degrees to the rest of the world    It's not much fun you can take it from me       I'm not having too good a time    There's people worse off than me,    Don't think I don't realise that,    But I'm going round the bend again    The last thing I wanna do is see my friends again    I'm going quitely round the bend again       I try to function as a normal human being    I washed my car earlier on this evening    And now I'm trying to get it together to cook a little meal    Before I go for a drink with my friends       But I've got no food, I've got no time to go to the supermarket    **It's not that I couldn't make time    It's more I get confused when I get there       People walking past see the green *trees* outside    They see a nice little flat and imagine the person inside    Is having a great old time    Well I wish I was having a *good* a time as    They possibly imagine that I'm having       All I wanna do is go far away    And see things I've never seen before    Like the Pyramids    They weren't built in a day you know    Those 4th dynasty pyramids    Just don't fit into the equation       But I'm so paranoid    I can't even make it to the supermarket    Let alone go to Egypt    To see my favourite pyramid       Now I'm going to go round to Robin's    And try to eat some food there    **Sometimes it eats better if you're in the company of men    He's just said he's had a glass of red wine    So I might have mine       I listened to the Beach Boys just a minute ago    'Wild Honey' it's not their best album    but it's still pretty good    They've got some funny little love songs on there    But its not mainly a Brian Wilson production    So it's probably not as good as something like 'Pet Sounds'       I'm going totally round the bend    I don't wanna see my friends again    I just want to be left alone    And never bothered ever again    Never again, never again, never again    ever again, ever again