Man, my daddy told me   Boy, when I was your age   I had to walk 13 miles to school   I said, "Oh, is that why you didn't graduate?"      Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys   Then we go back to school, yeah   (Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?)   With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed   You know, I been act a fool, yeah      Mama   (Mama)   Go to the University of Smoking Marijuana   (What?)      All of my friends go to USC   So I'm gonna tag along and hit the bong with them   Walkin' through the masses, lookin' for my classes   I can't concentrate on the teacher, surrounded by titties and asses      Spend a lot of money on some brand new clothes   Tryin' to impress these brand new hoes   Laugh every time I have sex with a chick   Baby, don't know, I'm an ex-convict      Walkin' round the campus with my 'fro and dick   Every twenty seconds, I'll be grabbin' my dick   Full of alcohol at the football games   Doin' more drugs than my nigga Rich James      My GPA's droppin' at a very fast rate   It would take a miracle for me to graduate   Maybe I won't, maybe I will   Stressed out, poppin' pills in my Coupe Deville      Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys   Then we go back to school, yeah   (Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?)   With a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weed   You know, I been act a fool, yeah      How do I party?   (Party)   And still pass   I hardly   (Hardly)   Ever go to class      Got a golden eagle on my stolen Regal   If you bought it from me, it's illegal   'Cause I'm Afroman, the educated crip   On a rock cocaine scholarship, cook that crack until it's done      I use that for my Negro college fund   Broke minorities, sellin' dope to those bitches in sororities   She's drinkin' one too many 40's   She took her clothes off, now we're havin' orgys      Baby, I don't mean to act rude   But you told me you would never fuck a black dude   Colt 45 must have got you in the mood   To eat a fat dick like sum soul food      Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys   Then we go back to school, yeah   (Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?)   With a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weed   You know, I been act a fool, yeah      Hey fellas, can I get jiggy with it? Hey, check this shit out right here   Hey homeboy, don't stress, I got the answers to the test   My college professer smokes a lot of grass   She's gonna make sure we pass      That's how you pass trigonometry   Sell dope to your teacher, use niggernometry   On the microphone, there's not a rapper bomb as me   And when the police pushin', nobody's calm as me      Wait a minute, you know what's fucked up   Black people in college act stuck up   So self-conscious, and insecure   You wanna speak back, but you really ain't sure      Look at me, what do you see?   You see the OG, you ashamed to be   So fuck you, you pretty little rich fat boy   You can suck my dick just like that boy      Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys   Then we go back to school, yeah   (Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?)   With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed   You know, I been act a fool, yeah      I said, "Honey   (Honey)   You got some sexy looks   You need money   (Money)   To buy your textbooks"      Get it wet, and I can get it hard   We can slide your vaginal credit card   Computer girl, come to my house and be my tutor girl,   Before we study, can we smoke a little Buddha, girl?      Raise your shirt, lick the nipples on your hooters, girl   Open up your legs, baby you're the girl   Stick out your tongue and let me shoot it, girl   You was playin' with my floppy, then my hard drive downloaded      Down your thoat, and fuckin' exploded   Tell your prejudice dad and mom   To email their comments to suck my dick.com   Afro's the bomb, blowin' up like Vietnam      Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys   Then we go back to school, yeah   (Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?)   With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed   You know, I been act a fool, yeah      Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys   Then we go back to school, yeah   (Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?)   With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed   You know, I been act a fool, yeah