What's wrong with you today   I could never tell?   Got something drastic on your mind   I can smell the smell      Honey, what's your trip today?   Can't look me in the eye   A couple thousand miles away   You took me by surprise      You left a message on the telephone   From New York City, your new home   You didn't like the neighborhood   You really hated Hollywood      You said   Bye bye, baby   Bye bye, girl   Bye bye, baby   You're in another world      You said my friends are boring   You said my house is small   You like it fifty stories high   You like livin' tall      You hate the L.A. freeways   You hate the L.A. smog   You hate the west coast phonies   You like the city dogs      I'm confused but I'm not mad   Said I'm the worst you've ever had   I ain't delusional or institutional   But I'm pretty sure I ain't that bad      I said   Bye bye, baby   Bye bye, girl   Bye bye, baby   You're in another world      I tried to reach you on your private line   You sure ain't calling mine   Now I'm sittin' here all alone   With a broken heart in three time zones      Bye bye, baby   (Bye bye, baby)   Bye bye, girl   (Paging your phone)      Bye bye, baby   (Please check your email)   Bye bye, girl   (Why not your beeper?)      Bye bye, baby   (Stick your head out the window)   Bye bye, girl   (Oh, I'm mad as hell)   Bye bye, baby      Anyone at home?   Hello? Hello?   Anybody there?   Hello? Pick up?