He reels around the nightclub   Like the hubcaps off of a car   That just crashed into a sign that said   "This way to the nightclub"      He says you ain't worth a dime   To his life support systems   They still keep him talking   On the chance that he'll say something      Don't you feel the decks rolling   I think that we're on a stormy sea   I'm having trouble keeping down the light that I've stolen   He said, "Come on and do the crabwalk with me"      He's just trying to breathe   Some new life into the jukebox   But it doesn't take his crap   It just keeps on staring back      And the quarters that he pours down its throat   Well, they're just starting to get his goat   The song plays, "I gave you everything   And I never got anything back"      Don't you feel the decks rolling   I think that we're on a stormy sea   I'm having trouble keeping down the light that I've stolen   He said, "Come on and do the crabwalk with me"      He went fishing in the ocean   And all he got was a couple of tires   And they came up dripping with emotion   And you know how fisherman are liars      The five hundred thousand dollar country guitar   Sits at home sad and lonely   No one has any pity for the life of the party      Don't you feel the decks rolling   I think that we're on a stormy sea   He's having trouble keeping down the light that he's stolen   He said, "Come on and do the crabwalk with me"