Well you can differentiate with the best of them   Yeah you can sure find your dx and dy   Wontcha let me scootch on over to the desk next to you   And I'll show you some things on my TI      Now don't think I'm being a square   But I think I want us to be a nerdy pair      Well you can sure arrive at some decent sig figs   That we learned in Chemistry   Yeah you can be my tutor and we'll get a little gooder   We gotta lotta potential energy      Now please don't think I'm being obtuse   But I think I like the look of your hypotenuse      Nerd Girl, I get goofy over you   Nerd Girl, yeah I'll be a nerd for you, too      The way you build a whizzer just knocks me on my gizzard   I'll bet L'Hopital never felt like this   Please don't make me apply torque to twist your arm   I would even do word problems for a kiss      Now don't think I'm being a square   But I neven wanna letcha outta my hair      How many moles of affection till I win this election?   I would even run the Hearing Curve twice   I need to integrate you as a part of my life   Yeah I got plans for us in Nerd Paradise      Now please don't think I'm being obtuse   But I think I like the look of your hypotenuse