There's a gang I've just joined      There's a gang I've just joined      Three million strong you'd agree      Four million strong you'd agree      Enrollment was easy, so easy      Getting out proves to be the difficulty            From land's end to john o'groats      From land's end to john o'groats      They are making ends meet      Mending holes in their coat      Fasting and feasting on bread and margarine      Burning dreams build upon buried hopes            United kingdom - you'd better ring them      You've a solution - you better bring them      United kingdom - united kingdom      You've a solution - you better bring them            Opportunity, I guess they all came and went      Finding it hard      Finding the rent you'll find it funny      With your finger running down      Situations vacant      In school he was an athlete      Now he's not so self-assured      "after all of these o-levels is this my reward? "      There's a silent majority, that's seen and      Never heard from charles i, charles ii      To charles iii            United kingdom - you'd better ring them      You've a solution - you better bring them      United kingdom - united kingdom            This busted, rusted, upper-crusted      Bankrupted done and dusted      No-man-to-be-trusted united kingdom            Proud to stand beneath the union jack?       Happy dealing up a no ace pack?       Polishing black boots      Priming the riot squad      There go I but for the grace of god      Covering up the agony with mindless entertainment      You'll be happy when they're ripping up the pavement      Bringing down the axe on steelworks and foundries      Someone said love knows no boundaries      Close your eyes and think of england      Lie back and think of her            United kingdom - you better ring them      You've a solution - you better bring them