you know the scene we be dancin' all night   your dick's gettin' hard and my pussy's tight   pull me to the bathroom and you're teasin' me   but I wanna go home so you could be pleasin' me      it's getting hot, you're ready to go   say goodbye, head out the door   dj says, "stay one more song"   gives you more fucking tickets to get your drink on      you go back to the bar   start pounding old e      should be home by now   should be pounding me      don't get too drunk to fuck tonight   (you've got to get it up)   don't get too drunk to fuck tonight   (if you want to get it in)   don't get too drunk to fuck tonight   we get home, i get hot   you pass out, sucks a lot!      way to go shithead, you did it again   now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen   talked a lot of shit, acted like a pimp   but I come home with you and what? it's limp?      drinking mickey's, st.ides, high life, corona   what good is it if you can't pop a boner?   I don't care if you can't come   but it better be hard until I'm done      i wanted hot beef   (i got a cold noodle)   i wanted slap and tickle   (but I got a flapdoodle!)      don't get too drunk to fuck tonight   (you've got to get it up)   don't get too drunk to fuck tonight   (if you want to get it in)   don't get too drunk to fuck tonight   we get home, i get hot   you pass out, sucks a lot!      i like to party, like to get fucked up   but I'd rather spend the night face down ass up   let's leave while your weenie's still working   cause i don't wanna spend the whole night jerkin'      spill your drink on me and you're covered in sweat   boy, that ain't the way to get me wet   don't come to my house to puke in my toilet   don't sleep in my bed just to soil it      don't pass out goin' down on me   (or I'll wake you up with a mouthfull of pee)      don't get too drunk to fuck tonight   (you've got to get it up)   don't get too drunk to fuck tonight   (if you want to get it in)   don't get too drunk to fuck tonight   we get home, i get hot   you pass out, sucks a lot!      don't get too drunk to fuck tonight   (you've got to get it up)   don't get too drunk to fuck tonight   (if you want to get it in)   don't get too drunk to fuck tonight   we get home, i get hot   you pass out, sucks a lot!      wake up!      this sucks...