Well I'm bringing two bottles of cheap champagne    To a girl named metaphor on Kelton St. tonight   Cause my girl needs some drinks to share with her scapegoats   My girl shares her drinks with the plumbing   My girl shares her drinks with the insects   My girl shares her body with the floor   All my friends call my girl a whore   Cause she fucks other boys instead   Cause she fucks other boys instead   Cause she fucks other boys instead   My girl fucks other boys instead of sleeping with me      So lets share some breath cause my brain is shaking      And there is no internet in the bottom of a well   So no lo-jack your little black book for a while   She cant fool me, I can hear her from here   "Take me to the liquor store right now    No... but you fucked Kris White instead?   But you fucked Kris White instead?   I heard you fucked Kris White instead   My bitch fucks Kris White instead of me.