Staggered into yesterday   Bourbon in my hands   Feelin fancy clancy   Feelin like a man   I ain’t afraid to cry   Cause you know I ain’t no punk      Drink Drank Drunk   Drink Drank Drunk   Drink Drank Drunk   Drink Drank Drunk   Drink Drank Drunk   Drink Drank   (Drank Drunk)      Feelin kinda clever   Lookin kinda cool   No matter what the weather   You know I ain’t no fool   Cause I ain’t afraid to cry   Cause you know I ain’t no punk      I found it in the locker   (It’s gotta be a pint of vodka)   I see it on the table   (It’s gotta be a black label)   I smell it on my skin   (It’s gotta be a pint of gin)