The results are in   You're not impressing anyone   Just listen to what you're saying   Try to remember it's not always about you   Realize that in the long run your accomplishments are trivial      Won't you feel stupid then?      I'm tired of listening to you embarrass yourself   Please, do yourself a favor   Step off of your high horse, climb down from your pedestal, and deflate your big head   Arrogance has never been an attractive trait, and you, my friend, have little reason to be proud.