I want to party   I want to party   But I got abducted by aliens      So I had to settle for   I had to settle for an alien jump rope party      Alien jump rope party!   Alien jump rope party!   There's tentacles everywhere   But they get down when they party hardy      A lot of crap went down that day   The day I became a man   The head alien of the mothership sat me down on his leg and said   "Son, you need to jump some freaking rope."   So I did   I jumped one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight   I got tired   I didn't have the stamina that the rest of the aliens did   I sucked.      Jump rope, jump rope, jump rope   Then anal probe      Jump rope, jump rope, jump rope   Then mosh pit or conga line?      I want to breakdance   I want to breakdance   But I out-partied the aliens