I saw him sitting in a bar   Sipping from designer cider   I heard him coming in his car   Music cranked up, and windows wider   Every shop front he goes by   Is like a vanity mirror   Is there lipstick on your face?   Man your such a fucking disgrace      What the hell is wrong with you?   Are you a boy or a girl?   Why worry about how you look?   When there’s no one stupider in the . . .      I may be wrong but I thought   It only took girls 2 hours to get dressed   Whatever happened to manly virtues   Who’s he tryin’ to impress   Worked so long on his physique   Gotta have a masochistic streak   She’s a bimbo, he’s a himbo   Tryin’ hard not to look like a geek      What the hell is wrong with you?   Are you a boy or a girl?   Why worry about how you look?   When there’s no one stupider in the world      What the hell is wrong with you?   Are you a boy or a girl?   Why worry about how you look   When there’s no one stupider in the . . .      Golden hair and an icy stare   Members card in a prestige draw   All year tan, a real girls man   Hanging round in a trendy bar   Worked so long on your poser's stance    Paid one thousand bucks for those Armani pants   There’s one thing I haven’t mentioned yet   We’re really jealous of the girls he gets      What the hell is wrong with you?   Are you a boy or a girl?   Why worry about how you look?   When there’s no one stupider in the . . .   No one stupider in the . . .   No one stupider in the world