Now then Mardy Bum   I see your frown   And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun   And it goes off   And out come all these words   Oh there's a very pleasant side to you   A side I much prefer      It's one that laughs and jokes around   Remember cuddles in the kitchen   Yeah, to get things off the ground   And it was up, up and away   Oh, but it's right hard to remember   That on a day like today when you're all argumentative   And you've got the face on      Well now then Mardy Bum   Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?   I thought as much   Cause you turned over there   Pulling that silent disappointment face   The one that I can't bear      Can't we laugh and joke around   Remember cuddles in the kitchen   Yeah, to get things off the ground   And it was up, up and away   Oh, but it's right hard to remember   That on a day like today when you're all argumentative   And you've got the face on      Yeah I'm sorry I was late   Well I missed the train   And then the traffic was a state   And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate   That reoccurs, oh when you say I don't care   Well of course I do, yeah I clearly do!      So laugh and joke around   Remember cuddles in the kitchen   Yeah, to get things off the ground   And it was up, up and away   Still it's right hard to remember   That on a day like today when you're all argumentative   And you've got the face on