Laughin' 'til it pisses everybody off   Pullin' up my dress at a dinner meeting   Kissin' 'til my lips are ready to fall off   Screamin' all night then just say I'm singin'   Yeah, these are some of my favorite things      Gold butterflies and gum on a string   Yeah, these are some of my favorite things   But doin' nothin' is my favorite one      Cashin' in on the glory of my biggest mistakes   Fading in the grass, basking in the sunlight   Go and say to mama "I'll just drive 98"   Hold her in my arms tell her I'll be all right      Breath in faith and hope and a big fat cigarette   Drowning in the wine, having no regrets   Yeah, these are some of my favorite things   Don't ask me why      Gold butterflies and gum on a string   Get me high   Yeah, these are some of my favorite things   But doin' nothin' is my favorite one      And it's not the life I thought it would be   But I'll be all right   I know I will be   So long to circumstance      Cashin' in on the glory of my biggest mistakes   I'm fadin' now at last   Baskin' in sweet sunlight   Yeah, these are some of my favorite things   Don't ask me why      Gold butterflies and gum on a string   Get me high   Yeah these are some of my favorite things   But loving you, son, is my very favorite one.