I wish I could be honest   Humble and modest   And a little less picky   And I wish that I could be stronger   Patient for longer   So everyone would know that I am      I guess I want to change myself   For everyone else   Then people would like me   And I could be happy   But nobody's perfect   Especially me      I wish I could be clever   Smarter than ever   A little more subtle   And I wish that I could be caring   Strapping and daring   So everyone would know that I am      I guess I want to change myself   For everyone else   Then people would like me   And I could be happy   But nobody's perfect   Especially me   Especially me      I wish I could be happy   Staying exactly the way that I am   And how I wish I could be carefree   Forget about every   One, two, three, four      And I don't want to change myself   For anyone else   Don't care if they like me   So long as I'm happy   'Cause nobody's perfect but...      Whatever