Not my idea of a vacation   I want rest and relaxation   Don't wanna go out and see the streets   Sightseeing really bites      Marvel at the land formations   And the antique restorations   I don't care what happened here   Rather sit back and drink a beer than -      Walk around in Bermuda shorts   Stay in overpriced resorts   And buy some stupid souveniers      Stop off at a place of interest   Walk around and take some pictures   Stroll around like a jerk   Sightseeing's for the birds      Driving around on a crowded bus   With smelly people really sucks   Don't want to sleep in tourist traps   Don't want to sleep with bugs and rats or -