It’s the oldest cell phone in the world, yea yea yea   Heavy as a brick with a cord that curls, yea yea yea   But its alright when I call my baby   Love the sound of the voice and I don’t mean maybe      It’s the oldest cell phone in the land   So big and heavy that it hurts my hand   But it’s alright when I call my honey even though I might look funny, yea yea yea