When I saw you piss on the rug   My heart fluttered and I knew   It was love, true love      Well, all the things you said   And did to your mom, well, I knew   You were the only one, the only one for me      Go and call the priest   So he can exorcize me   Be my ghoul tonight?      Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright   Love at first fright, first fright   Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright   Love at first fright, first fright      Yeah, I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me   Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green   So beautifully      Across your stomach it said, "Help me"   I gotta know, will you marry me   Captain Howdy      Go and call the priest   So he can exorcize me   Well, be my ghoul tonight?      Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright   Love at first fright, first fright   Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright   Love at first fright, first fright      Go and call the priest   So he can exorcize me   Well, be my ghoul tonight?      Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright   Love at first fright, first fright   Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright   Love at first fright, first fright      When I saw you piss on the rug   My heart fluttered and I knew   It was love, true love      And on your stomach it said, "Help me"   I gotta know, will you marry me   Captain Howdy