I want to be real cool I don't want to follow the schedule   I want to eat my tv set I want to smell like aqua net   I want to know the human race I want to rub it all over my face   life is such a fucking joke I want to laugh until I choke   thought I saw you when I closed my eyes   but it was just an order of fries   thought I loved you yesterday but it was just a tv tray   I want to meet the aspirin lady I want to talk to Peter Brady   I want to be on my own I want to be fully grown   I want to be a celebrity I want to be like Mr. T   won't let people fuck with me every night on tv