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A Bert and Ernie Singalong thanks to Brian Fennell (fenn@wpi.WPI.EDU)ErnieBert*********[Watery sounds]Yanky Doodle went to towna-riding on his pony...Ahhh, I love taking my bath, peace andquiet, all alone.[knock-knock-knock knock-knock][Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock]...and called it macaroniOh! two, three....Hi buddy BertOh, hi Ernie, oh hey will you closethe door, Ernie there's a draft.oh just a second Bert.Ern... Ernie what are you do...?You can't push the piano through thebathroom door.why, sure I can, Bert, watch...[Grunt, bump, grunt, tinkle, KA-bump] Aahhgh!..see Ernie?*Klech-ksh-crsh-sh-sh*Wh-WHAT are you doing witha piano in the bathroom!?Oh Bert! I heard you singing inthe tubby there Yeh?and so I thought Iwould just come and sing alongI don't WANT you to sing-along,But...I want you to get out....but everybody sounds bettersinging in the bathroom Bert.You know...I don't want the piano in here Ernie....well Sure, Bert, what's asing-along without a piano?[starts to play piano]It's ME, that's what it is... Alone!listen to that Bert Stop that playing.doesn't that sound nice Stop it right now.doesn't that make you just wantto sing-along....makes me want to see youout of here.No, Bert, listen:[sings]Gee, Bertwhat?It's so much funno, it's notI know you'll like it ...I won't like it.once you've begun...I won't begin!Ernie I have to scrub my toesI've got to wash my hair.We, Bertwhat?could have a ballno way!if I could get you *simmer*to sing at all[ends song but plays for Bert]NO!...[sings]I refuse to sing-along.I won't.but, Bert...So please don't ask me if I want to'cause I don't.Pretty Please...?Although for you I would doalmost anything,Really?along is one way which Ido not want to sing.But, listen...[Sings]ol' bud-dy...It will make you Happywhen you start to sing a Snappylittle number that willbounce you right along.no...Like "Farmer in the Dell" or"Old MacDonald had a Farm" ormaybe "What's the Name of that Song".No!So if you use alot of voiceyou'll love it that you've got a voiceand even if the notes you sing are wrongErnie!you'll do a favor for usif you lift your voice in chorusfor a swinging sing-along song.E: It will make you Hap - pyB: I re - fuseE: when you start to sing a snap - pyB: to sing - a - long.E: lit - tle num - ber that will bounce youB: I won't!E: right a - longB: so pleaseE: like "Far - mer in the Dell" orB: don't ask me ifE: "Old Mac - Don - ald had a Farm" orB: I want to 'causeE: may - be "What's-the-Name-of-that-Song"B: I don'tE: SoB: al- though for youE: if you use a - lot of voice you'llB: I would do al -E: love it that you've got a voice andB: most an - y - thingE: ev - en if the notes you sing areB:E: wrongB: a - longE: you'll do a fa - vor for usB: is one way whichE: if you lift your voice in chor - usB: I do not wantE: for a swing-ing sing-along songB: to singErnIE!please, Bertwhat?you'll like it toono, I won't!we'll sing Together ahhhghjust me and youNo! I refuse to sing-alongthat's it.And in the bathtub? it's ridiculous!I Quit!That's that.That's that!Gee, Bert, that was wonderful.
A Bert and Ernie Singalong thanks to Brian Fennell (fenn@wpi.WPI.EDU)ErnieBert*********[Watery sounds]Yanky Doodle went to towna-riding on his pony...Ahhh, I love taking my bath, peace andquiet, all alone.[knock-knock-knock knock-knock][Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock]...and called it macaroniOh! two, three....Hi buddy BertOh, hi Ernie, oh hey will you closethe door, Ernie there's a draft.oh just a second Bert.Ern... Ernie what are you do...?You can't push the piano through thebathroom door.why, sure I can, Bert, watch...[Grunt, bump, grunt, tinkle, KA-bump] Aahhgh!..see Ernie?*Klech-ksh-crsh-sh-sh*Wh-WHAT are you doing witha piano in the bathroom!?Oh Bert! I heard you singing inthe tubby there Yeh?and so I thought Iwould just come and sing alongI don't WANT you to sing-along,But...I want you to get out....but everybody sounds bettersinging in the bathroom Bert.You know...I don't want the piano in here Ernie....well Sure, Bert, what's asing-along without a piano?[starts to play piano]It's ME, that's what it is... Alone!listen to that Bert Stop that playing.doesn't that sound nice Stop it right now.doesn't that make you just wantto sing-along....makes me want to see youout of here.No, Bert, listen:[sings]Gee, Bertwhat?It's so much funno, it's notI know you'll like it ...I won't like it.once you've begun...I won't begin!Ernie I have to scrub my toesI've got to wash my hair.We, Bertwhat?could have a ballno way!if I could get you *simmer*to sing at all[ends song but plays for Bert]NO!...[sings]I refuse to sing-along.I won't.but, Bert...So please don't ask me if I want to'cause I don't.Pretty Please...?Although for you I would doalmost anything,Really?along is one way which Ido not want to sing.But, listen...[Sings]ol' bud-dy...It will make you Happywhen you start to sing a Snappylittle number that willbounce you right along.no...Like "Farmer in the Dell" or"Old MacDonald had a Farm" ormaybe "What's the Name of that Song".No!So if you use alot of voiceyou'll love it that you've got a voiceand even if the notes you sing are wrongErnie!you'll do a favor for usif you lift your voice in chorusfor a swinging sing-along song.E: It will make you Hap - pyB: I re - fuseE: when you start to sing a snap - pyB: to sing - a - long.E: lit - tle num - ber that will bounce youB: I won't!E: right a - longB: so pleaseE: like "Far - mer in the Dell" orB: don't ask me ifE: "Old Mac - Don - ald had a Farm" orB: I want to 'causeE: may - be "What's-the-Name-of-that-Song"B: I don'tE: SoB: al- though for youE: if you use a - lot of voice you'llB: I would do al -E: love it that you've got a voice andB: most an - y - thingE: ev - en if the notes you sing areB:E: wrongB: a - longE: you'll do a fa - vor for usB: is one way whichE: if you lift your voice in chor - usB: I do not wantE: for a swing-ing sing-along songB: to singErnIE!please, Bertwhat?you'll like it toono, I won't!we'll sing Together ahhhghjust me and youNo! I refuse to sing-alongthat's it.And in the bathtub? it's ridiculous!I Quit!That's that.That's that!Gee, Bert, that was wonderful.