Dear Father   forgive me   it's been 3 minutes since my last erection   make it hard   so hard   hats off to the catholic church   hats off to mary and jesus   thanks for the guilt you gave me   my conscience still enslaves me   if beating off's a mortals sin   then god what a mess i'm in   hats off to the nun   who beat up my best friend   hats off to father friendly   he's got those hands so manly   he touched me in a special   so special so special   father friendly's making plans   but god i hope they don't include his hands   hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend   hats off to corporal punishment   hats off to the nun with the man hands   thanks for the scar on my brothers neck   father's tight grip choked him with sacred hands   god made you the judge and jury   brothers sister don't you worry   hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend