First we'll pick Priscilla up and then we'll stop for Jane   And Mary Ellen needs a ride, we're goin' by her place      We're goin' to a party, our friends will all be there   I got the directions, it's across the river somewhere      We rang the top floor, bottom buzzer   Top floor, bottom buzzer   Top floor, bottom buzzer   The middle won't work   Ring the one under      Priscilla's in the kitchen, she's mixing drinks   She's mixing one for me, I think   And one for Mary Ellen and one for Jane   Priscilla, she knows how to use a shaker   She doesn't get up as early as a baker, uh-uhn      There's a muchacha, teachin' me to mambo   There's my buddy Pete eyein' a bowl of Combos   Ramona and a man do a tango dip   Cheek to cheek, hip to hip, come on      The window's open, it's the heart of the summer   More people comin' lookin' for the number   Mary Ellen sees them she has a little stutter, she yells      The top floor, bottom buzzer   Top floor, bottom buzzer   Top floor, bottom buzzer   Top floor, bottom buzzer   The middle won't work   Ring the one under, come on, woo      It was later it was after two   We found a bottle of good Chartreuse   The lights were green and gold, we played Latin soul   By the time Priscilla put the Al Green on   The bottle was gone      On the top floor, bottom buzzer   Top floor, bottom buzzer   Top floor, bottom buzzer   The middle won't work   Ring the one under, come on, woo      Top floor, bottom buzzer   Top floor, bottom buzzer   Top floor, bottom buzzer   The middle won't work   Ring the one under, come on, woo