Head in the clouds   And a mouthful of pie   Head in a blouse   Everybody loves him, I see why      Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave   Oh, Dagenham Dave   Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave   Oh, Dagenham Dave      'I love Karen, I love Sharon'   On the window screen   With never the need to fight   Or to question a single thing      Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave   Oh, Dagenham Dave   Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave   Oh, Dagenham Dave      Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave   Oh, Dagenham Dave   Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave   Dagenham Dave      He'd love to touch   He's afraid that he might self-combust   I could say more   But you get the general idea      Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave   Dagenham Dave, Dagenham, Dagenham   Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave   Dagenham Dave, Dagenham      Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave   Dagenham Dave, oh Dave, oh Dagenham   Dagenham, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave   Dagenham Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave