Go on      He's romancing you   And chancing his arm   He'll be here   Smiling on time      He's romancing you   And chancing his arm   He'll be here   Smiling on time      Roy's keen, oh, Roy's keen   Roy's keen, oh, Roy's keen   We've never seen a   Keener window-cleaner      Back up the ladder   Into each corner   Dunking the chamois   Just think of the goodwill      The ladder's a planet   Roy is a star and   I am a satellite   But that's alright      He can hold a smile for as long   As you require, even longer   He can hold a smile for as long   As you require, even longer      Roy's keen, oh, Roy's keen   Roy's keen, oh, Roy's keen   We've never seen a   Keener window-cleaner      Back up the ladder   Into each corner   Dunking the chamois   Just think of the goodwill      The ladder's a planet   Roy is a star and   I am a satellite   I will be set alight      Don't say you'll hold it steady   Then you'll let it go   Don't say you'll hold it steady   Then you'll let it go, ooh      You're up the ladder   Into each corner   Foot in a bucket   We trust you to wreck it      Even when it's under your nose   Well, you just can't see it, can you ?   Well, it's here right under your nose   And you just can't see it, can you?      Roy's keen, Roy's keen   Roy's keen, Roy's keen   We've never seen a   Keener window-cleaner, ohh