You hiss and groan and you constantly moan   But you don't ever go away   And that is because   All you need is me      You roll your eyes up to the skies   Mock horrified   But you're still here   All you need is me      There's so much destruction   All over the world   And all you can do is   Complain about me      You bang your head against the wall   And say you're sick of it all   Yet you remain   'Cause all you need is me      And then you offer your one and only joke   And you ask me what will I be   When I grow up to be a man   Me, nothing      There's a soft voice singing in your head   Who can this be?   I do believe it's me      There's a naked man standing   Laughing in your dreams   You know who it is   But you don't like what it means      There's so much destruction   All over the world   And all you can do is   Complain about me      I was a small, fat child in a welfare house   There was only one thing I ever dreamed about   Fate has just handed it to me, whoopee      You don't like me, but you love me   Either way you're wrong   You're gonna miss me when I'm gone   You're gonna miss me when I'm gone      You don't like me, but you love me   Either way you're wrong   You're gonna miss me when I'm gone   You're gonna miss me when I'm gone