I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen And knock her upper during supper Clutter up her butter gutter    Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong    While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong    Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches    And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious    Keep blowing my gum, 'cause here I come    I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum       Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby       I was givin' some head    to some french bread    It was a four course orgy    on the spread of my bed       French kissin' french fries    in my Fruit of the Looms    I get deeper penetration    with a fork and a spoon       I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass    I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas    Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans   Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans    Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled    With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget    Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose    He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice    Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin    Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze From the skeez disease, wooi!      Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy    Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny    Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave    Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast       Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back Bananarama or ramabanana Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana       Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna       You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn    Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born    Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her   I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner       Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers    "Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy    I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough....boy       Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby       We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat