One's too many and a hundred ain't enough   For Corna baby give me more oh that stuff   Oh baby, oh baby   We had a real good time   Pipey Mcgraw   Pipey Mcgraw   Pipey Mcgraw   Pipey Mcgraw   I run a monkey casino   I gotta head full of beano   I hear the voices of evil   Telling me to do murder   I got my false feel   I got my false friends   I got my rum deal   I got my slow train   It's coming round the bend      And believe me   You know you wouldn't wanna be me   Nor would you want the shame or the strain of my name   But if I can live my life all over again   There ain't one single thing I'd change      Bilo, they call me Billy Bilo   I'm like a fish on a lilo, I'm all out of place   It's written all over my face      Bilo, some call me blood clot wierdo   Oh they fuck with your mindo   When you do it skag and bone      Bilo, they call me Billy Bilo   Oh they fuck with your mindo   When you do it skag and bone      Pipey Mcgraw   That's Pipey Mcgraw   Pipey Mcgraw   That's Pipey Mcgraw      One's too many and a hundred ain't enough   For Corna baby give me more oh that stuff   Oh baby, oh baby   We had a real good time