Alcohol, my permanent accessory   Alcohol, a party-time necessity   Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself   O Alcohol, I still drink to your health      I love you more than I did the week before   I discovered alcohol      Forget the caffe latte,   screw the raspberry iced tea   A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me   Alcohol, Your songs resolve like   my life never will   When someone else is picking up the bill      I love you more than I did the week before   I discovered alcohol   O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?   For while I cannot love myself   I'll use something else      I thought that Alcohol was just for those with   nothing else to do   I thought that drinking just to get drunk   was a waste of precious booze   But now I know that there's a time   and there's a place where I can choose   To walk the fine line between   self-control and self-abuse      I love you more than I did the week before   I discovered alcohol   Would you please ignore that you   found me on the floor   Trying on your camisole?   O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?   For while I cannot love myself   I'll use something else      Would you please forgive me?   Would you please forgive me?