Love Potion #9/Spooky      I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth   You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth   She's got a pad down on 34th and Vine   Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion #9         I told her that I was a flop with chicks    I'd been this way since 1956   She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign   She said 'What you need boy is Love Potion #9'         She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink   She said 'I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink'   It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian Ink   I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink         I didn't know if it was day or night   I started kissin' everything in sight   But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine   He broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9         I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink   I didn't know if it was day or night   I started kissin' everything in sight   But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine   He broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9   Love Potion #9   Love Potion #9   Love Potion #9