party of the century   no cops allowed   just me and seven hundred others   come on, join the crowd      we got wine, whiskey, women and guns   how can you afford to not be having any fun   if you got a gal, bring 'er   and we'll all have a humdinger      naked horseshoes without care   body surfing on a river of beer   all the neighbors are saying their prayers   we'll lift our glasses high in the air      we got wine, whiskey, women and guns   how can you afford to not be having any fun   if you're not a right-winger   then we'll all have a humdinger      making mardi gras look like work   the belly dancers have gone berserk   the morning's here, we're all still awake   just looking for some more drugs to take   passed out on a mound of fire ants   only lost a shoe and a pair of pants   went down hard, got up like a champ   to see a biker dancing on my amp      if you're not a folk singer   then we'll all have a humdinger   if you're not a folk singer   then we'll all have a humdinger