Don't, baby loves you      I saw a little kid as he walked around   He picked a candy bar up off the ground   He chowed about a half then his face turned blue   Turned out that candy bar was doggy-doo      Don't pick it up, I say   Unless you can throw it away   Don't pick it up, I say   You're gonna be bummed that you went that way      You're out there makin' bacon, no scrutiny   You mess around too much and you got VD   You know you never think and you're sore today   You're gonna take it back to California      Don't pick it up, I say   Unless you can throw it away   Don't pick it up, I say   You're gonna be bummed that you went that way      Don't pick it up, pick it up, pick it up      My friend was kinda hurtin' for a girl to try   He saw one that looked like Pat on Saturday Night Live   It had a pair of thingies but a mustache too   Not clearly male nor female so now what to do      Don't pick it up, I say   Unless you can throw it away   Don't pick it up, I say   You're gonna be bummed that you went that way