I'm seein' this girl   And she just might be out of her mind   Well she's got baggage   And it's all the emotional kind      She talks about closure   And that validation bit   I don't mean to be insensitive   But I really hate that shit      And I said, yeah hey   Yeah hey   Oh man, she's got issues   And I'm gonna pay   Yeah hey   Yeah hey   She thinks she's the victim   Yeah      Now, I know she'll feel abandoned   If I don't stay over late   And I know she's afraid to commit   But it's only our second date      And I said, yeah hey   Yeah hey   Oh man she's got issues   And I'm gonna pay   Yeah hey   Yeah hey   She says, she's the victim   And she takes it all out on me      I don't know why you're messed up   I don't know why your whole life is a chore   Just do me a favor   And check your baggage at the door      Now she talks about her   Ex nonstop but I don't mind   But when she calls out his name in bed   That's where I draw the line      You told me a hundred times   How your father left and he's gone   But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy   When we're gettin' it on      And I said, yeah hey   Yeah hey   Oh man, she's got issues   And I'm gonna pay   Yeah hey   Yeah hey   She's playin' the victim   And takin' it all out on me   Yeah hey   Yeah hey   My God, she's got issues   And I'm gonna pay   Gonna pay   Gonna pay   Gonna pay   Gonna pay   Gonna pay   Huh   Waow      If you think I'm controllin'   Then why do you follow me around   If you're not co-dependent   Then why do you let others drag you down      I don't know why you're messed up   I don't know why your whole life is a chore   Just do me a favor   And check your baggage at the door