I am he as you are he as you are me   And we are all together   See how they run like pigs from a gun   See how they fly, I'm crying      Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come   Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday   Man, you been a naughty boy   You let your face grow long      I am the egg man   They are the egg men   I am the walrus   Goo goo g'joob      Mister city policeman sitting   Pretty little policemen in a row   See how they fly like Lucy in the sky   See how they run      I'm crying, I'm crying   I'm crying, I'm crying      Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye   Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess   Boy, you been a naughty girl   You let your knickers down      I am the egg man   They are the egg men   I am the walrus   Goo goo g'joob      Sitting in an English garden   Waiting for the sun   If the sun don't come, you get a tan   From standing in the English rain      I am the egg man   They are the egg men   I am the walrus   Goo goo g'joob      Expert textpert, choking smokers   Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?   See how they smile like pigs in a sty   See how they snide, I'm crying      Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower   Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna   Man, you should have seen them   Kicking Edgar Allen Poe      I am the egg man   They are the egg men   I am the walrus   Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob   Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob