(jaimacian jiberish) this is a perfect day!   woke up to the sound of the garbage truck again   upstairs neighbors toilets leakin on my head   my cars broke down i missed the bus there runs a ten   i had a feelin this was a day to stay in bed   i finally left my pad right under jumbos cloud   a police officer pulled out ands gonna say   (freeze put your hands up)   i said sir you got the wrong guy   i guess its just a perfect day OoOoOo   i guess its just a perfect day OoOoOo   (jaimacain jiberish)   im sippin a fresca at the downtown county jail    my friends are all to broke to come up with my bail   i lost my day shoes to tiny playin spades   i sleep with one eye open to make sure i dont get laid   (spanish)   the deportation officers son said to me   they put us on a bus to guadalaraja   i guess its just a perfet day   its just a perfect day   nanananananaaw   (it was a perfect day)   have you evereverever had one of those days never seen nothin right nothins goin your way   its so wrong i dedicate this song to you you and you and whoever relates to what we do   but somebody tell me why why why this always happens to me me me   just another dose of reality    just tryin to make the best of this situation    this really isnt my idea f vacation   o my mama mama sita say   hey baby va manocave   this chica bonita is lookin okay   ya i think im goin to say   my car broke down it was a perfect day   the surf is up it was a perfect day   my dog on the street it was a perfect day   ?   my wife run away it was a perfect day   my cat run away it was a perfect day   my dog on the street it was a perfect day   it was a perfect day it was a perfect day   cops took away my stahash   the police man took away my stash   it was a perfect day   somebody broke my bong it was a perfect day   this song was a hit it was a perfect day