Last night I had a dream   I found myself in a desert   Called Cyberland      It was hot   My canteen had sprung a leak   And I was thirsty      Out of the abyss   Walked a cow, Elsie   I asked if she had   Anything to drink      She said, "I'm forbidden   To produce milk   In Cyberland, we only drink   Diet Coke"      She said, "Only thing to do   Is jump over the moon"   "They've closed everything   Real down"      "Like barns and troughs   And performance spaces   And replaced it all with lies   And rules and virtual life   But there is a way out"      Leap of fate, leap of fate   Leap of fate, leap of fate      "Only thing to do   Is jump over the moon   I gotta get out of here   It's like I'm being tied to the hood"      "Of a yellow rental truck   Being packed in   With fertilizer and fuel oil"      "Pushed over a cliff by   A suicidal Mickey Mouse   I've got to, got to, got to find a way"      "To jump over the moon   Only thing to do   Is jump over the moon"      Then a little bulldog entered   His name we have learned   Was Benny      And although he once had principles   He abandoned them   To live as a lap dog   To a wealthy daughter   Of the Revolution      "That's bull," he said   "Ever since the cat   Took up the fiddle   That cow's been jumpy"      "The dish and spoon   Were evicted from the table and eloped   She's had trouble with that milk   And the moon ever since   Maybe it's a female thing"      "'Cause who'd want to leave   Cyberland anyway?   Walls ain't so bad   The dish and the spoon for instance"      "They were down on their luck   Knocked on my doghouse door"   I said, "Not in my backyard, utensils   Go back to China"      "The only way out is up"   Elsie whispered to me   "A leap of faith"   "Still thirsty?"      Parched, "Have some milk"   I lowered myself beneath her   And held my mouth   To her swollen udder      And sucked the sweetest milk   I'd ever tasted   "Climb on board", she said      And as a harvest moon   Rose over Cyberland   We reared back      We sprang into a gallop   Leaping out of orbit   I awoke singing      Leap of fate, leap of fate   Leap of fate, leap of fate      Only thing to do   Only thing to do is jump   Only thing to do   Is jump over the moon      Only thing to do   Is jump over the moon   Over the moon, over the   Moo, moo, moo   Moo with me      Come on sir, moo with me   Moo, moo, moo, moo   Thank you