Calendar, Pin-Up Girl   Blonde and Bronze, Beauty Fair   Photographed, Cover Girl   Unashamed, Body Bare   There's No Story   She's A Country Girl At Heart   There's No Glory   She's Just In It For The Art, Her Part    Sun Oiled Skin, Shapely Breast   Slim and Sleek, Without Dress   Page Two Girl, Page Two World   Glamour Girl, Look Your Best   There's No Story   She's A Country Girl At Heart   There's No Glory   She's Just In It For The Art, Her Part       Every Day I'm Waiting by The Telephone   Every Day You Keep Me Hanging On   But While You're Away, I Think Night and Day   About Where You're Gone and How For Long   Before Our Love Turns To Stone       See You In The Papers and The Magazines   But a Photograph's No Good To Me   But While You're Away, I Think Night and Day   About Where You're Gone and How For Long   Before Our Love Turns To Stone       Saw You For The First Time and My Shutter Froze   Cameras Clicked, We Kissed and You Were Gone   But While You're Away, I Think Night and Day   About Where You're Gone and How For Long   Before Our Love Turns To Stone       Beauty Contests Were Your Only Claim to Fame   Then Your Body Won Over Your Brain   You Stripped For the Lights   And Things Went Just Right   Now You're Suntanned Right Down To The Bone   And Our Love's Gone, Turned To Stone