I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together   See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly   I'm crying      Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come   Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday   Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long      I am the egg man, they are the egg men   I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob      Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row   See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run   I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying      Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye   Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess   Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down      I am the egg man, they are the egg men   I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob      Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun   If the sun don't come, you get a tan   From standing in the English rain      'Cause I am the egg man, we are the egg men   And I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob      Experts, experts choking smokers   Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?   See how they smile like pigs in a sty   See how they snide, I'm crying      Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower   Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna   Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe      I am the egg man, we are the egg men   I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob   Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo