It's a funny thing.   I look at you.   I get a thrill   I never knew.   Isn't it a pity   We never met before?   Here we are at last.   It's like a dream.   The two of us   A perfect team.   Isn't it a pity   We never met before?      Imagine all the lonely years we've wasted.   Me with the neighbors.   You at silly labors.   What joys untasted.   My nights were sour,   Spent with Schopenhauer      Let's forget the past.   Let's both agree   That I'm for you   And you're for me.   And it's such a pity   We never, never met before.      Imagine all the years we've wasted.   Fishing for salmon   Losing at backgammon.   What joys untasted.   Me at the Prado,   You in Colorado.      Happiest of girls I'm sure to be   If only you would say to me   That it's such a pity   We never met before.   What an awful pity   We never, never met before.