(this may not be what you expect)   Tour can be very unpredictable   Especially when you don't have any money   1997 was our first big trip   We didn't get too far before we ruined Tom's car      Can't seem to get a break down on the interstate   3 day van may have been a mistake   Picking up Paul in the U-Haul   Danadar let me out it's hot back here      (chorus)   well this may not be what we expected   But soon all our problems will be corrected   Some how everything seems to turnout find   (and we know who to thank every time)      One highlight was playing the underground stage   But Pauls not even making minimum wage   Now all of our shows are falling through   So we got nothing to do   And three pirates too   Gimme a coke with 6 straws   Who's got 10 bucks to feed us all?   There's not much to eat   Looks like Tom Manns is cheap   I'd like to pay for my friends   But there's nothing to spend   (Nothing to spend)   Tom cant pass the teacher test   And the old van plays cassettes too fast (kenny)   I'm sick of work   Let's try and go full time   Invade the united states with the deal and the saints!   DId you bring your toothbrush?   -Yeah   No you didn't did you?   -No.   Nothing ever goes the way it should