All dressed in white   Come before you, come before you   Confused, confused      You study hard and go west   You'll go far, little girl   Now try hard and be the best   The best in all the world   You can create a demand   For this your special skill   You will be healing the ill   It's surgery but with no knife   She'll make a leechwife      You get the suckers to suck   To suck out what is bad   'Cause this is science not luck   Luck is not what you've had   But now you've brought yourself up   Surprise your mom and dad   With this, your special skill   You will be improving your life   She'll make a leechwife      You don't need no new age crap   Good sense is what it makes   You'll learn it in no time flat   One leech is all it takes   It sucks the blood till it's fat   It's found in ponds and lakes   The dried up skin then turns black   You can can be one of the fakes   The quacks and the riff-raff   She's honing her leechcraft      All healed and none killed   Leech empty, leech filled   She's honing her leechcraft skills   Just think of the folks that she will heal   She'll make a leechwife