You're not such a nice girl after all   It's as much as you can do just to say hello   Have you got to stick your head inside that book?   Oh, you've noticed that I'm here, now please spare the dirty look      It's such a beautiful evening, oh would you like to go out?   Oh, pardon me for breathing      I know you walk a different way each night   To avoid the men on the building site   But I waited half an hour for you to come   Oh well, you've missed your dad and the tea's now overdone      Well, it's only part of loving, please don't   Accuse me of making something out of nothing      There's really nothing to be ashamed about   He's a good looking kid, I think I've worked that bit out   And he seems to have the same desires as you   But if he's that much fun how come I'm not laughing too?      It's such a beautiful evening, oh would you like to go out?   Oh, pardon me for breathing, I can't help the way that I am   Oh, it's only part of loving, please don't you tell me   That I'm making something out of nothing      Silly but true, you know I can't help but feeling used   When the two of you get on so well together   A quiet drink? Well, what am I supposed to think?   When the two of you, you dance so well together