Put me in a special school   ?Cause I am such a fool   And I don?t need a single book   To teach me how to read      Who needs stupid books?   They are for petty crooks   And I will learn by studying   The lesson in my dreams      So turn off the TV   ?Cause that?s what others see   And movies are as bad as   Eating chocolate ice cream      They only sicken me   Don?t let me play football   I?ll sack the quarterback   And jack the brother of the ball      I?m a troublemaker   Never been a faker   Doing things my own way   And never giving up      I?m a troublemaker   Not a double taker   I don?t have the patience   To keep it on the up      I picked up a guitar   What does this signify?   I?m gonna play some heavy metal riffs   And you will die      You wanted arts and crafts   How?s this for arts and crafts?   That?s right      I?m growing out my hair   I?m movin? out to Cherokee   I?m gonna be a rock star   And you will go to bed with me      ?Cause I can?t work a job   Like any other slob   Punchin? in and punchin? out   And suckin' up to Bob      Marrying a bitch   Having 7 kids   Giving up and growing old   And hoping there?s a God      I?m a troublemaker   Never been a faker   Doing things my own way   And never giving up      I?m a troublemaker   Not a double taker   I don?t have the patience   To keep it on the up      I?m gonna be a star   And people will crane necks   To get a glimpse of me   And see if I am having sex      In studying my moves   They try to understand   Why I am so unlike the singers   In the other bands      I?m such a mystery   As anyone can see   There isn?t anybody else   Exactly quite like me      And when it?s party time   Like 1999   I?ll party by myself   Because I?m such a special guy      I?m a troublemaker   Never been a faker   Doing things my own way   And never giving up      I?m a troublemaker   Not a double taker   I don?t have the patience   To keep it on the up   (Keep it on the up)      I?m a troublemaker   (Keep it on the up)   I?m a troublemaker   (Keep it on the up)      I?m a troublemaker   (Keep it on the up)   I?m a troublemaker   Never giving up