Pandy Fackler was a working girl   Living alone in another world   Of picket fences and a white fade   Sucking dicks under the Promenade      She was almost in a coma   From doing the Bossa Nova   And the Funky Cold Medina-man   I wish you coulda seen her      Poor little Pandy is doing the best she can   Eating cotton candy from the garbage can   First to come and the last to go   I met her backstage after the 2nd show      Two lonely people on a summer night   We weren't in love but it was still alright   I held her close and she squeezed me tight   My Pandy!