[Uncle Ernie:]      I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie   I'm glad you won't see or hear me   As I fiddle about   Fiddle about   Fiddle about !      Your mother left me here to mind you   Now I'm doing what I want to   Fiddling about   Fiddling about   Fiddle about!      Down with the bedclothes   Up with the nightshirt!   Fiddle about   Fiddle about   Fiddle about !      You won't shout as I fiddle about   Fiddle about   Fiddle about   Fiddle about !   Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.