One, two, three      Now I wanna wrestle in the garden   I'm on my way to stardom   I know I'm ready, I know I'm great   But first I've got to get in shape   'Cause I've got my eyes on the Russian Bear   Gonna tear him up, I swear   This guy thinks he's the champion player   Gonna take his belt, gonna beat him up      I'm 'The Crusher', 'King of the Ring'   I'm 'The Crusher', 'King of the Ring'   I'm 'The Crusher', 'King of the Ring'   I'm 'The Crusher', 'King of the Ring'      I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear   Gonna pile, drive him, pull his hair   I might have a foreign in my trunks   I might have to use on that punk   Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone   If you're my victim you're beaten   I'm a lean, mean fighting machine   Powerful and strong like King Kong      I'm 'The Crusher', 'King of the Ring'   I'm 'The Crusher', 'King of the Ring'   I'm 'The Crusher', 'King of the Ring'   I'm 'The Crusher', 'King of the Ring'      Started having second thoughts, I was scared as hell   The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell   I mean the Russian Bear could probably tear me limb from limb   He'd probably grin, be real happy with himself   This is not good for my health   I'm not coming out of this dressing room   An' get beaten up by that goon      Go back to Russia, go back home   Don't wanna get a broken bone or a lump on my head   Ain't gonna hide under the bed      I'm 'The Crusher', 'King of the Ring'   I'm 'The Crusher', 'King of the Ring'   I'm 'The Crusher', 'King of the Ring'   I'm 'The Crusher', 'King of the Ring'      I'm 'The Crusher'   I'm 'The Crusher'   I'm 'The Crusher'   I'm 'The Crusher'