I thought I heard a chainsaw revvin late last night    I woke this morning and I knew I was right       I got the cut-in-half blues    The cut-in-half blues    Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw    I got the cut-in-half blues       I knew we were in trouble, I knew she lost her head    When she started bringin' all those power tools to bed       I got the cut-in-half blues    The cut-in-half blues    Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw    I got the cut-in-half blues       I'm laying in my grave, all I do is grunt    'Cause the undertaker got all mixed up and put my ass in the front       I got the cut-in-half blues    The cut-in-half blues    Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw    I got the cut-in-half blues