Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy   Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy      Always stiff all day long   Nothing's right till it's all wrong   It makes no sense until I'm tense   Always laughing at your expense      Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy   Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy      Always biting on my nails   Always stiff, it never fails   Now, I think I'll pick my nose   Wipe it on my sweaty clothes      Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy   Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy      Always screamin' at someone   Got a temper like a gun   Hair trigger personality   Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me hap-happy      And I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world   And I'm crazy   (Crazy)   Crazy in a crazy world      And I'm crazy   (Crazy)   Crazy in a crazy world   And I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world      A N X I E T Y, A N X I E T Y   Anxiety keeps me high   Cross my heart and hope to die   Anxiety, anxiety, anxiety, anxiety